Percy
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Percy, 4
Golden Retriever | Yorkshire | Looking for a long-term relationship
About me
Hi, I`m Percy. Friends describe me as "confident", "handsome", and "that dog who somehow got the roast chicken off the counter while nobody was looking."
I`m a 4-year-old Golden Retriever with movie-star looks (my official name is Blue Pacino, which should tell you everything you need to know). I was raised in the Yorkshire countryside and enjoy the finer things in life: sofa cuddles, tummy rubs, long walks, carrying random household objects around as gifts, and being told I`m a very good boy.
The way to win me over
Tell me I`m handsome.
Offer snacks.
Rub my tummy.
Let me sit next to you on the sofa while we binge-watch TV.
Mention the word "walk."
My simple pleasures
Carrying cushions around the house like precious treasures.
Making dramatic speeches through a squeaky ball.
Patrol duty against squirrels.
Vigilant neighbourhood security against hedgehogs (they know what they did).
Wagging my tail so hard that nearby furniture is at risk.
My red flags
I believe all food belongs to me until proven otherwise.
I occasionally browse kitchen worktops for investment opportunities.
I have strong opinions about my lead.
If another dog has something nice, I may suddenly decide it`s actually mine.
I once stole an AirTag and created a family emergency.
What I`m looking for
A loving home where I can be the star of the show. I`ve spent my whole life with my brother, but I`ve decided I`d really thrive as an only dog. Think "leading man" rather than "ensemble cast."
I`d love experienced humans who appreciate a big, clever, affectionate dog with a dash of mischief and a healthy sense of self-importance.
Fun facts
Walk beautifully on a lead.
Excellent recall.
House trained.
Great in the car.
Vaccinated, neutered, microchipped and ready for my next adventure.
Will arrive with all my belongings like a tiny furry house guest moving in permanently.
Most likely to…
Bring you a cushion you didn`t ask for.
Roll over for a tummy rub halfway through an important conversation.
Act like you`ve returned from war after a 10-minute trip to Tesco.
Turn the mention of my name into a full-body tail-wagging celebration.
Ideal first date
A countryside walk, followed by snacks, followed by a sofa cuddle, followed by more snacks.
Heβs for you if you`re looking for a loyal best friend, professional cuddler, amateur squirrel detective, and extremely handsome Golden Retriever with just enough cheekiness to keep life interesting.
